What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:07

Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
No way
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Liam Coen: I think Trevor Lawrence’s footwork has drastically improved - NBC Sports
No go.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance