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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are men today so pussiefied?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Walmart quietly jacks up prices — despite Trump’s demand for retailer to ‘eat the tariffs’ - New York Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Liam Coen: I think Trevor Lawrence’s footwork has drastically improved - NBC Sports

No go.

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance